So close!

He could have saved the world.

Could be worse

--it could be raining.

If, that is, by "raining", I meant "you could have paid $9,000.00 (!!!) to talk to an ashtray".

I think I'm going to make myself a sandwich and watch Letterman instead.

Then my life will have been all figured out.

See? See?

One fish, two fish, several hundred dollars.